Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Guess Who's Back?


No, really. You're supposed to guess.

Oh, sorry. I thought it was rhetorical. Um...Elvis?

What's wrong with you? Everyone knows Elvis was frozen in carbonite and sent into space.

Are you sure you're not talking about Han Solo?

No, dummy, that was a movie. I'm talking about real life.

...You know what, I'm just going to guess again. The Backstreet Boys?

So 90s
Again, not even close, although thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. What's your deal with music today, anyway?

Can't I just like music?

No. And you have one more guess.

You should have said that to begin with! If I guess right, will you let me out of the closet?

Of course not. How would I get my legal advice/captive audience?

You could always pay a lawyer...

Nonsense. Paying is for people who lack creativity.

Ugh. Fine. Are you back?

Why, yes, I am! How kind of you to finally guess.

It's about damn time. I was getting really hungry in here. And aren't you like fifteen reviews behind?

...No more talking for you.


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