I made pizza! It's actually surprisingly easy. All you have to do is put whatever sauce and toppings you want on the crust, then throw it in the oven for 7 minutes or so at 500 degrees. I used this recipe from Kayotic Kitchen for the pizza crust. I didn't have honey, so I used the same amount of sugar, and I did have to add a little extra flour to get it to the right consistency. But in the end: pizza!
(Okay, it's a little lopsided, but it has character. Well, it had character. And then I ate it, thus rendering the presence or absence of character irrelevant.)